so-hellarious

That wasn't the right D

  • Friend: "I've gotten a D in class before."
  • Me: "From who?"
  • Friend: "Uh duh- my teacher."
  • Me: "Oh god. Should I call the cops?"
  • Friend: "No, I didn't study like I was supposed to. It's my own fault."
  • Me: "That's sick."
  • Friend: "I know, I'm stupid."
  • Me: "Did he pay you?"
  • Friend: "To take my Math test?"
  • Me: "What Math test?"
  • Friend: [silence]
  • Me: [silence]
  • Friend: "You weren't talking about a penis, were you?"