people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
You do not need pasta.
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
"your lips look so chapped"
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions